Hello Mr. Krinkle
   How are you today?
   Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
   Now, me I'm sentimental
   But I'm not one to cry
  
   Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat
   Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat
   I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die
   C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why
  
   Hey ho Mr. Krinkle have you heard the brand new sound
   It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix
   Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
   It's called "Heavy Hometown"
   New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry
   C'mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why